Triangles, triangles everywhere
Silhouttes of doritos in my brain
New world order, a secretive power elite
This all-encompassing propaganda, it's taking over
Chemicals in the water turning animals gay
Don't vaccinate your kids, unless you wanna give birth to an artist
At least I think that's what they say, I was only half listening
I'll give you the solution but only if you pay
Minds fried by cellphone radiation
Deflect them with this tin foil hat (make me a tin foil hat)
Bad eyes from constant masturbation
These oven mits a dream for you horny teen
When they startin' at the screen
If you know what I mean
Am I crazy enough for you yet?
Why can't you let me in?
We've shown our deditacion, you can trust us (trust us)
We will not expose your secrets
We've no intent to cash in
But we figured pay on demand
Illuminati merchandise seems like a quick win
I know about the chemtrails, I know about the lies
I know they're pouring poison onto us all from the sky
It's infecting our children, it's corrupting their minds
Iq decreases as demons possess their minds
But chuggalos we have a solution
It's a God-damn medical revolution
Give a middle finger to the institution
Chuggaboom! Brand bottled water
Will protect you from pollution
It's a mad, bad flat world and we're all gonna die
Jet fuel still can't melt steel beams
Fake news is still fake (it's fucking fake)
You cannot trust them and all their lies
But you can give chuggaboom! Your lives
Am I crazy enough for you yet?
Why can't you let me in?
We've shown our deditacion, you can trust us (trust us)
We will not expose your secrets
We've no intent to cash in
But we figured pay on demand
Illuminati merchandise seems like a quick win
(Oh, baby, it's triple!)
You know what's gonna happen
So let it come to be
I'm gonna bust you open
For the whole world to see (oh, baby-y-y-y)
No-one will see this coming
They'll see it on TV
The day that chuggaboom! Crashed
The illumiparty, eurgh!
(Oh baby-y-y-y-y)
(Oh baby-y-y-y-y)
Chuggalos we are the new world order
Sending invites with every merch order
Chuggalos we are the new world order
Architects of disorder
Chuggalos we are the new world order
Sending invites with every merch order
Chuggalos we are the new world order
Architects of disorder
