It never happens It never happens In real life In the storybook The hero, young and brave Fights to win his girl And vows to be her slave But it never happens Never happens Never happens in real life Cinderella lost her slipper At the King's ball But she found a prince So handsome, so tall Billy and Mary Go steady now I saw Johnny take Mary to the prom Yes, I did Maybe I'm silly But I know somehow Someday, my queen will come along Hurry to my heart And give your love to me Change my lonely life And I will believe It never happens Never happens It ever happens in real life It never happens in real life It never, it never happens in real life No, no, no, no