Tom: C C Em C G F G C [Verse 1] C Em Am There’s a storm on the horizon G F C Skies are blustery and grey C Em Am G All hands on deck D G Anchor’s aweigh Am Em The captain says full steam ahead F G You can trust in me C Em Am Now we’re hangin’ on for dear life F G C Between the devil and the deep blue sea [Interlude] C Em C G F G C [Verse 2] C Em Am G His crew are all landlubbers F C His sons and his daughter C Em Am G None of them has spent time D G On this kind of water Am Em He’s never piloted a ship F G He does not want advice C Em Am As he heads into the storm G F G C I guess he’d rather roll the dice [Chorus 1] F C When it all goes wrong G Am We can’t say we weren’t warned F C When it all goes wrong D G When we’re overtaken by the storm F Em When it all goes wrong F G When he drives this ship aground C G C F We’ll throw captain and crew overboard . . . C G C then turn this ship around [Interlude] C Em C G F G C [Verse 3] C Em Am Better batten down the hatches G F G C As the ship of state will drift C Em Am G We never know exactly when and D G how his mood will shift Am Em He can’t focus on the ocean F G He can’t focus on the land C Em Am our captain’s so distracted D G By what’s tweeting in his hand C Em Am G Pirates lurking on the waves F C hackers in the wires C Em Am G loved the way he’d jab his finger D G when he said “You’re fired!” Am Em as if those words entitled him F G to lead this bloodless coup C Em Am G I look forward to the day F G C We say those words to you [Chorus 2] F C When it all goes wrong G Am We can’t say we weren’t warned F C When it all goes wrong D G When we’re enveloped by the storm F Em When it all goes wrong F G When he drives this ship aground C G C F We’ll throw captain and crew overboard . . . C G C then turn this ship around Am Em OK we’ll throw you life preservers F G So you do not drown . . . C G C F But we’re gonna throw you overboard . . . C G then turn this ship around!