Tom: Am Am He thinks of himself as a victim of love E7 He's not - He's a volunteer E7 He has consistently fallen for all the wrong women E7 Am Year after year after year Am And now he blames every woman who has ever kissed him Dm Told him that she loved him and later dismissed him E7 And now he thinks he's a walking victim N.C. Am He's not - He's a volunteer [Verse 2] Am She thinks of herself as a victim of circumstance E7 When she's a volunteer E7 She has placed her life in the hands of every man E7 Am Fool enough to come near Am And now she blames anyone who she thinks has used her Dm Emotionally, or mentally abused her E7 She's not a victim running from a persecutor N.C. Am No - She's a volunteer [Verse 3] Am And he thinks of himself as a victim of fate E7 When he just volunteers E7 He has invested his money in well bred astrologers E7 Am Healers, Psychic Seers Am And now he blames every tilted constellation Dm Or every negative vibration E7 N.C. He's not a victim of UFO infestation Am He's a volunteer [Bridge] Dm Oh pick the numbers Am Shake the sticks Dm Read the tea leaves Am Light the wicks Dm Point the finger Am Pass the buck B E7 Blame it all on lady luck [Verse 4] Am Do you think of yourself as a victim? E7 Or do you volunteer? E7 Do you let somebody else call all of your shots? E7 Am Do you cower in the corner in fear? Am Or do you follow because it is easy to do? Dm Do you fool with modern high tech voodoo? E7 N.C. Too bad if you're a victim or whatever you do? Am Don't volunteer Am Or do you follow because it is easy to do? Dm Do you fool with modern high tech voodoo? E7 Too bad if you're a victim but whatever you do Am Don't volunteer Am Why would ya volunteer? Am Please don't volunteer!