Tom: G Intro: G E E D E E G E E D A G E E D E E G E E D A E So you're tired and beat E And you've worked all week E And you need a place you can let it go. E Where the girls go wild E And the boys play hard E7 And you need a little more than just the radio. A D Well here's your open invitation A D With just a couple regulations. E Let me warn you son, only come to have fun E7 We don't take kindly to serious. G So leave your troubles at the door A A7 Unless you want some in here. E G Welcome to my house, buckle up tight A D A Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high. E G A It's a country music, a little soul, it's a rock 'n roll rodeo. D E G We don't tolerate no sitting around A Everybody's dancin', groovin' and getting on down. C D So before you come in here with some kind of attitude G E E D E E G E E D A (use intro beat) You better read the house rules. E Around eleven o'clock when the front door locks E And the boys start raising the bottle. E Where the girls do the thing with the Mardis Gras beads E7 Yeah, You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em. A D A A7 No matter what your story, a good time is mandatory. E Well rule number 7 says don't touch the women E7 But they can grab whatever they want to. E G Welcome to my house, buckle up tight A D A Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high. E G A It's a country music, a little soul, it's a rock' n roll rodeo. D E G We don't tolerate no sitting around A Everybody's dancing,' groovin' and getting on down. C D So before you come in here with some kind of attitude G A You better read the house rules. E G No such thing as last call. A We pick' em up when they fall . C We share the same bathroom stall, D Says the sign on the wall. (1, 2, 3) E G Welcome to my house, buckle up tight A D A Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high. E G A It's a country music, a little soul, it's a rock n roll rodeo. D E G We don't tolerate no sitting around A Everybody's dancin', groovin' and getting on down. C D So before you come in here with some kind of attitude C D Boy, before you come a walkin' in here with any kind of attitude G E E D E E G E E (mais uma vez, como a intro) You better read the house rules. D A G E E D E E You better read the house rules.