Tom: G
Intro:
G - - - - - - - C - - - D (x2)
G - - - - - - D/F#
Verse 1:
Em
Should have known this
C D
They say that I'm from Mars and
Em
you're from Venus
C D
But I tried it anyway
G Em C
Who am I to think that I can understand your brain
D
That's insane
Em
I guess I love you
C D Em
That's the only explanation for what I do
C D
When you are around
G Em C
Girl, I get so crazy when I look into your eyes
Chorus 1:
D G
Makes me think that I am gonna take you
C D
Right down to the station
G
Where I'll buy you
C D
A one-way ticket out of town
Em
Then I'll send you
G/B D
A postcard from the farthest place from there
C D
And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here"
G C D
And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue
G
Of my new girlfriend
C D
The one I left you for
Em
Then I'll send it
G/B D
C.O.D. express mail to your door
C D
That's exactly what I'll do
C D G
As soon as I don't love you anymore
That's for sure
D/F#
Verse 2:
Em
I've got this theory
C D
That the women of the world
Em
Are out to get me
C D
And I know of one who tried
G Em C
She seemed to think I could be her friend for life
D
Girl, think twice
Em
'cause friends don't kiss me
C D Em
And they pay for their own ticket at the movie
C D
So I hope you brought some cash
G
And you and all your other friends
Em C
Can do what you want to
D
But girl I think we're through
Chorus 2:
G
I guess I'll drive you
C D
Way out in the country
G
Where I'll leave you
C D
With nothing but your clothes
Em
Then I'll watch you
G/B D
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
C D
And I pray to God that you'll survive
G
So you can see me
C D G
On every single station of your TV
C D
Singing about you
Em
And making money
G/B D
Just think of all the things I could afford
C D
Well, I won't spend a nickel on you
C D G
'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore
Bridge:
Am D
You might think that I sound angry
Am D
(But girls have driven him so crazy)
Am
I won't be held accountable
Em
(He can't be held responsible)
C D
For what I'm about to do to you
Chorus 1:
G
I think I'll take you
C D
Right down to the station
G
Where I'll buy you
C D
A one-way ticket out of town
Em
Then I'll send you
G/B D
A postcard from the farthest place from there
C D
And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here"
G C D
And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue
G
Of my new girlfriend
C D
The one I left you for
Em
Then I'll send it
G/B D
C.O.D. express mail to your door
C D
That's exactly what I'll do
C D
As soon as I don't love you
Chorus 2:
G
I'll drive you
C D
Way out in the country
G
Where I'll leave you
C D
With nothing but your clothes
Em
Then I'll watch you
G/B D
Get smaller in the mirror as I drive
C D
And I pray to God that you'll survive
G
So you can see me
C D G
On every single station of your TV
C D
Singing about you
Em
And making money
G/B D
Just think of all the things I could afford
C D
I won't spend a nickel on you
C D G
'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore
Ending:
C D
Yeah that's exactly what I'll do
C D G
As soon as I don't love you...anymore
