Tom: C C [Verse 1] C Couple cover charge stamps got her hand looking like a rainbow G In and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows Am She's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakup F Take a drunk girl home C She's bouncing like a pinball Singing every word she never knew G Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room Am But her hair is a perfect mess, falling out of that dress F Take a drunk girl home [Chorus] C Take a drunk girl home Am Let her sleep all alone F G Leave her keys on the counter, your number by the phone C Am Pick up her life she threw on the floor F G Leave the hall lights on, walk out and lock the door Dm G That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man C Take a drunk girl home [Verse 2] C You leave her drive for a dive and you get something bad to eat G They're singing "Closing Time" at that little bar across the street Am F In two by twos, strangers and lovers headed for the covers, hooking up C That TV in your two bedroom sounds turned off G And through the paper-thin walls, you can hear the neighbors cigarette cough Am F There's a million things you could be doing, but there's one thing you're damn sure glad you did [Chorus] C Take a drunk girl home Am Let her sleep all alone F G Leave her keys on the counter, your number by the phone C Am Pick up her life she threw on the floor F G Leave the hall lights on, walk out and lock the door Dm G That's how you know the difference in a boy and man C You take a drunk girl home [Interlude] C Am F G C [Chorus 2] C Took a drunk girl home Am In the sober light of dawn F G She left you a message, she thanks you on the phone C Am Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floor F G You left the hall lights on, walked out and locked the door Dm G That's how she knows the difference between a boy and man C Take a drunk girl home Am You take a drunk girl home F C Take a drunk girl home