Did I tell you about How I've been hanging out With the guys from that popular band? They just got the support slot For those dudes from America. I heard the drummer thinks I'm cute. Now I'm in the loop Part of the group (Group E, you're so cool) And I'm so popular. Now I'm in the loop Part of the group (Group E, you're so cool) And I'm so popular. Their touring interstate I'm in charge of updating Their bands myspace website. Refresh the page over and over again Song's got more that thirty thousand plays. They thanked me on the new CD. Now I'm in the loop Part of the group (Group E, you're so cool) And I'm so popular. Now I'm in the loop Part of the group (Group E, you're so cool) And I'm so popular. Went to the gig, Got there early. I saw the support band Chris Duke and the Royals, Is what they were called. If I had to rate them out of ten, I'd give them a naught because... Guitarist can't solo, The trumpet sounds flat, The back-ups resemble dueling dying cats, The drummer needs so badly to use a click track, The bass player's far too busy eating snacks. (What the hell do they sound like anyway?) Don't forget about the singer To my ears he brings pain, Attempting notes way out of his vocal range. (They're nothing new) You get the idea that they pretty much suck, Not even saved by looks 'Cause I couldn't call them hot.