Tom: A A D A D A D A D [Verse 1] A Grabbed a sixer of Gansett, $5.99 D Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted D Half of the time [Verse 2] A Play smash till I pass out A My bed is on the couch D Wake up with a sore neck D Like I smashed my back out [Chorus] Bm Let me tell you how it is F#m I'm greasy and gross Bm F# A B Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke F# Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke E A warning sign, for most it's not a joke [Instrumental] A D A D [Verse 3] A Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light, $15.99 D It's Friday night D And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites [Verse 4] A A day late on rent A Missed a call from my doctor D Sleep with one eye open D My land lord's a mobster [Chorus] Bm Let me tell you how it is F#m I'm greasy and gross Bm F# A B Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke F# Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke E A warning sign, for most it's not a joke [Instrumental] F#m F# A [Bridge] A Lets drink this place dry D F#m Until we're thrown out of the bar Bm D E Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car A D F#m Act my shoe size, never my age Bm Then next week lets repeat D E A Cause none of this will matter anyway [Outro] A D A D F#m D B