Terry Fuckwit ain't got a clue Fat slags - They'll do you Nobby's piles coppin'stick piles defiled Roger Mellie the man on the telly Biffa Bacon fillin' in all and sundry Buster Gonad & His huge nads Sid Sexist - Tits out for the lads Spoilt Bastard Fucking ME! ME! ME! Big Vern "No bastard coppers gonna take me" Norbert Colon tight as a gnats chuff Johnny Fartpants as the boy with the Golden Guff....