Every human being has a weakness of kind or he ain't no human at all Every man or woman has some habit you just cannot stall Lots of people gample, and alot of people swear, and alot of others live for TV When it comes to habits I'm the man who will always succeed Cigarettes, women, and wine, are the only three vices of mine And each one is a must that I just can't give up, oh Cigarettes, women, and wine Cigarettes, women, and wine are the only three habits of mine With a girl and some wine, and a smoke I feel fine, oh Cigarettes, women, and wine Father said be careful, and my mother said beware There's lots of freaky stuff you don't need Stay away from habits that could bring you down on your knees Put me on an island in the middle of an ocean With only three wishes to choose I can count them in a second cause there's only three things I can use Cigarettes, women, and wine, are the only three vices of mine And each one is a must that I just can't give up, oh Cigarettes, women, and wine (that's right I said) Cigarettes, women, and wine are the only three habits of mine With a girl and some wine, and a smoke I feel fine, oh Cigarettes, women, and wine