Tom: E
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2---0-------------------------------------2---0--------------------------|
A|--------4---2-4-2---------------------------------4---2-4-2----------------|
E|------------------4-----------------------------------------4--------------|
I'm pulling weeds, these weeds are just some art I made my canvas for anxiety
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---2-0-----------------------------------4---2-0------------------------|
A|------------4-5-4-------------------------------------4-5-4----------------|
E|------------------3-----------------------------------------3--------------|
Think you can fall on that grenade? It's your internship, and there's no pay
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2---0-------------------------------------2---0--------------------------|
A|--------4---2-4-2---------------------------------4---2-4-2----------------|
E|------------------4-----------------------------------------4--------------|
No room for cream, no room for error or for doubt, no holier than tho or thou
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---2-0-----------------------------------4---2-0------------------------|
A|------------4-5-4-------------------------------------4-5-4----------------|
E|------------------3-----------------------------------------3--------------|
Maybe light snacks are all you need. A giant pretzel could make you feel better
[Pre-chorus]
E|--2---2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2---4---5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5---5-5----------------|
B|--4---4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4---5---5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5---5-5----------------|
G|--4---4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4---6---6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6---6-6----------------|
D|--4---4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4---6---7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7---7-7----------------|
A|--2---2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2---4---7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7---7-7----------------|
E|--2---2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2---4---5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5---5-5----------------|
B C#m A
Bored of the dance I laugh in spite of myself
A
What side of bread is the side with the butter on it?
[Chorus]
E|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9-12--9--5---5---7-7---7-----|
B|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-10---10---10-10-10-10-10-10--7---7---9-9---9-----|
G|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-11---11---11-11-11-11--9--9--7---7---9-9---9-----|
D|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-11---11---11-11-11-11-11-11--7---7---9-9---9-----| x4
A|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9--9--9--5---5---7-7---7-----|
E|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9--9--9--5---5---7-7---7-----|
(play 8th notes over the F#m/F#m7 the 1st time, then 16th notes the remaining times, i.e.
"one two-and-a three-and"
the live version is usually all 8ths, but the album version has this pattern)
E D F#m
Listen to your heart (no), keep on keeping on (no)
F#m D E
Just say "no" to drugs (no), eat a healthy lunch (no)
E D F#m
Draw outside the lines (no), pay your parking ticket (no)
F#m F#m7 D E
Buy one, get one free (no), turn the other cheek (no)
E D F#m
Just because it's funny doesn't make it a joke
F#m F#m7 D E
Now stop meditating and take me to go bowl
E D F#m
Use it 'til it's gone (no), keep on keeping on (no)
F#m F#m7 D E
Horse after the cart (no), listen to your heart (no)
[Verse 2]
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2---0-------------------------------------2---0--------------------------|
A|--------4---2-4-2---------------------------------4---2-4-2----------------|
E|------------------4-----------------------------------------4--------------|
My hall of fame and panic is the sport I play. We always play on Saturday
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---2-0-----------------------------------4---2-0------------------------|
A|------------4-5-4-------------------------------------4-5-4----------------|
E|------------------3-----------------------------------------3--------------|
You and I both in uniform. Wherever we go we take our big-ass folding chairs
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2---0-------------------------------------2---0--------------------------|
A|--------4---2-4-2---------------------------------4---2-4-2----------------|
E|------------------4-----------------------------------------4--------------|
It's a fantastic way to build a monument: a monument to Ativan
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---2-0-----------------------------------4---2-0------------------------|
A|------------4-5-4-------------------------------------4-5-4----------------|
E|------------------3-----------------------------------------3--------------|
Three-legged dogs don't seem to mind. Take a good idea and do it too much
[Pre-chorus]
E|--2---2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2---4---5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5---5-5----------------|
B|--4---4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4---5---5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5---5-5----------------|
G|--4---4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4---6---6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6---6-6----------------|
D|--4---4-4-4---4-4-4-4-4---6---7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7---7-7----------------|
A|--2---2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2---4---7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7---7-7----------------|
E|--2---2-2-2---2-2-2-2-2---4---5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5---5-5----------------|
B C#m A
Bored of the dance I laugh in spite of myself
A
What side of bread is the side with the butter on it?
[Chorus]
E|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9-12--9--5---5---7-7---7-----|
B|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-10---10---10-10-10-10-10-10--7---7---9-9---9-----|
G|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-11---11---11-11-11-11--9--9--7---7---9-9---9-----|
D|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-11---11---11-11-11-11-11-11--7---7---9-9---9-----| x4
A|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9--9--9--5---5---7-7---7-----|
E|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9--9--9--5---5---7-7---7-----|
E D F#m
Listen to your heart (no), keep on keeping on (no)
F#m D E
Just say "no" to drugs (no), eat a healthy lunch (no)
E D F#m
Draw outside the lines (no), pay your parking ticket (no)
F#m F#m7 D E
Buy one, get one free (no), turn the other cheek (no)
E D F#m
Just because it's funny doesn't make it a joke
F#m F#m7 D E
Now stop meditating and take me to go bowl
E D F#m
Use it 'til it's gone (no), keep on keeping on (no)
F#m F#m7 D E
Horse after the cart (no), listen to your heart (no)
[Bridge]
E|--5tr/---17---|
B|--7tr/---19---|
G|--7tr/---19---|
D|--7tr/---19---|
A|--5tr/---17---|
E|--5tr/---17---|
(start at a D major chord and tremolo strum while sliding up until you reach the next octave D major)
D
Woof
[Outro]
E|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9-12--9--5---5---7-7---------|
B|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-10---10---10-10-10-10-10-10--7---7---9-9---------|
G|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-11---11---11-11-11-11--9--9--7---7---9-9---------|
D|--9---9-9-9-----7---7---7-11---11---11-11-11-11-11-11--7---7---9-9---------|
A|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9--9--9--5---5---7-7---------|
E|--7---7-7-7-----5---5---5--9----9----9--9--9--9--9--9--5---5---7-7---------|
E D F#m
Listen to your heart (no), listen to your heart (no)
F#m D E
Listen to your heart (no), listen to your heart (no)
