Tom: C#m
G# E
I laughed when your dog died
A C
It is cruel, but it's true
G# E
Take me back, kiss my soft side
A C E
Does he love me most now that his dog is toast? Ooh-ooh
[Pre-Chorus 1]
(Single Notes)
C B E
I'm with stupid, find me with this guy
G# A E
Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie
C B C# B D
Best is when he stays with me all night, all mine, big fight, soft side
[Verse 2]
(Strumming)
G# E
Blacked out with the beefcakes
A C
Siphon drool, just be cool
G# E
Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes
A C E
Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh-ooh
[Pre-Chorus 2]
(Single notes or strumming both work here)
C B E
I've been celebrating since Thursday
G# A E
I always get dumped on my birthday
C B C#
I'm the one who said in the first place
B D
Foreplay, okay, anyways! Woo!
[Solo]
E D x3
G# G
[Chorus]
E D
I'm four years above sixteen
E D E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
D
I'm too sad to be mean
G# G E D
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
[Verse 3]
G# E
Gone south at the Safeway
A C
Bark me through it, baby, prove it!
G# E
I'm a mess, I mean in the best case
A C E
Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh-ooh
[Solo 2]
E D x3
G# G
[Chorus]
E D
I'm four years above sixteen
E D E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
D
I'm too sad to be mean
G# G E
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
[Breakdown]
(Single notes for the first line, strumming for the second)
E D C# G
I'm four years above sixteen
G# A D D
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
[Outro]
E D
I'm four years above sixteen
E D E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
D
I'm too sad to be mean
G# G E
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
E D
I'm four years above sixteen
E D E
I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline
D
I'm too sad to be mean
G# G E
I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen
[Solo]
E D x3
G# G
E D x3
G# G
