Pills that make you think that you are happy 
Pills that make you think that you are sad 
Pills that make you love most anybody 
Pills that make you altogether mad 

Pills that make you feel a little sleepy 
Pills that make you stay up way too late 
Pills that make your skin feel kinda creepy 
Pills that make your brain hallucinate 

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Pills that make the boys a little frisky 
Pills that help the girls fight PMS 
Pills that make your conversation risky 
Pills that help you straighten out the mess 

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Pills to calm your nerves when on an airplane 
Pills to make your acne start to fade 
Pills to make you rid yourself of water 
Pills that cause your body to retain 

Pills that make you think that you're a rockstar 
Pills that make you feel a bit insane 
Pills that make you think you're in a movie 
Pills that make you stand in front of trains 

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