When the outside temperature rises And the meaning is oh so clear One thousand and one yellow daffodils Begin to dance in front of you, oh dear Are they trying to tell you something You're missing that one final screw You're simply not in the pink my dear To be honest you haven't got a clue I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened, happened It finally happened, oh, oh It finally happened I'm slightly mad Oh dear Ha, ha, ha, ha I'm one card short of a full deck I'm not quite the shilling One wave short of a shipwreck I'm not my usual top billing I'm coming down with a fever (oooohh) I'm really out to sea This kettle is boiling over (ooooh, oooh, oooh) I think I'm a banana tree (oooh, ooh) Oh dear I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened, happened It finally happened, uh, huh It finally happened, I'm slightly mad Oh dear Ooh-ooh, ah-ah Ooh-ooh, ah-ah I'm knitting with only one needle Unravelling fast its fire I'm driving only three wheels these days The song of heart's desire