Tom: G
G G G G G G
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
[Verse 1]
G
Romeo and Juliet
Em
Louis and Mademoiselle Antoinette
C
Well, Napoleon and Josephine
G
Mickey and the rodent queen
G Em
Antony and Cleopatra
C
Nicholas and Alexandra
Am
Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane
Bm Em
Well, Superman and Lois Lane
[Chorus]
C D
I am not impressed, no
Em
I love you the best
C
(Impressed)
C D
I am not impressed, no
[Post Chorus]
G
They're just a bunch of losers
C
You know there are lot of fools, hah
D G C Bm
Long list of victims, oh not that cool
Am G
They got nothing in this world to live up to
[Verse 2]
G
I'll never kill you, this I swear
Em
Then kill myself just to be fair
C
I'll never need another queen
G
We'll never face the guillotine
G
Love is patient, love is kind
Em
Doesn't poison baby's wine
C Am
Isn't jealous or provoked
D Em
Doesn't quit or give up hope
[Chorus]
C D
Oh,oh..I am not impressed
Em
And I love you the best
C
(Impressed)
Am D
I am not impressed
[Post-Chorus]
G
No they're just a bunch of losers
C D
Act just like a fool
G C Bm
A long list of victims, oh not that cool
A G
I've got nothing to live up to
[Outro]
C D
I am not impressed
G C
A long list of victims
G
Well, I am not impressed
