Tom: G G G G G G G Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh [Verse 1] G Romeo and Juliet Em Louis and Mademoiselle Antoinette C Well, Napoleon and Josephine G Mickey and the rodent queen G Em Antony and Cleopatra C Nicholas and Alexandra Am Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane Bm Em Well, Superman and Lois Lane [Chorus] C D I am not impressed, no Em I love you the best C (Impressed) C D I am not impressed, no [Post Chorus] G They're just a bunch of losers C You know there are lot of fools, hah D G C Bm Long list of victims, oh not that cool Am G They got nothing in this world to live up to [Verse 2] G I'll never kill you, this I swear Em Then kill myself just to be fair C I'll never need another queen G We'll never face the guillotine G Love is patient, love is kind Em Doesn't poison baby's wine C Am Isn't jealous or provoked D Em Doesn't quit or give up hope [Chorus] C D Oh,oh..I am not impressed Em And I love you the best C (Impressed) Am D I am not impressed [Post-Chorus] G No they're just a bunch of losers C D Act just like a fool G C Bm A long list of victims, oh not that cool A G I've got nothing to live up to [Outro] C D I am not impressed G C A long list of victims G Well, I am not impressed