Tom: Cm [Ab] [G] [Cm] This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday [Ab] [G] [Cm] Because I couldn't be bothered to buy you anything [Ab] [G] And I know that you might think that [Cm] [G] Writing this song required more effort [Ab] [G] [Cm] Than going out and buying you something (still Cm) But I can promise that it didn't [Ab] [G] [Cm] I'm not even going to include your name in this song [Ab] [G] [Cm] Because that way I can use it on somebody else [Ab] [G] [Cm] [G] And if you listen closely then you might be able to tell [Ab] [G] [Cm] That I only bothered using three chords [G] I guess that just shows you how much I care [Ab] [G] [Cm] [G] Happy birthday insert name here [Ab] [G] [Cm] Congratulations on living another year [Ab] [G] [Cm] [G] Only joking I did get you something [Ab] [G] [Cm] And it's right here