Tom: G G C Welcome to this song which I wrote all by myself G D It's all about this song which I did write C D It's a filler track so, if you care to listen, help yourself C D G But if you skip this one I won't hold it in spite G C G I'm sitting in my bedroom knowing that I've only got one track to go D Until this compilation's complete C D So I'm going to cheat and rush it so that I can get a snack C D G I feel bad, but can't help but admit defeat D C And I'm sure you'd love to know D C About a story of a break up that I could bestow D C D C But I don't have the time to wait for a love story to propagate D C D I'd much prefer to demonstrate my thoroughly excited state at this song which I do now create G C G D This is a song about a song G C G D This is a song about a song G C My self-referential humour makes up most of what I do G D And so this tune should come as no surprise C D To the eyes that have followed me, that watch as I construe C D G My observations, from which ideas arise D C And I'm sure you'd love to know D C About some girl who with, romantically, I'm taking it slow D C D C But I don't have the time to wait for a love story to propagate D C D I'd much prefer to demonstrate my thoroughly excited state at this song which I do now create G C G D This is a song about a song G C G D This is a song about a song C D G And I should probably put a bridge here, but I'm going to cut it short.