I see you about to walk past A stupidly arrogant smile playing across your wickedly perfect features I tore my glance away by lowering my head Mostly because I'd been headbanging earlier And I was on a couch, so it hurt to look up But also because I'm a lazy motherfucker That can't pay attention to anything for long periods of time My eyes averted, I watched my foot slide forward Seemingly of its own accord Watched your right ankle catch on mine.. And then it happened It was so beautiful You lurched forward with a perfect spread-eagled form.. In the brief moment I saw your face I would swear that your mouth and eyes were the same size.. And all three circles were perfect O's Some instinct told the ocean of people before you to part I felt like your God as you smacked onto the carpet I am your graven image