She's got crazy legs And hair down to her waist Slave Laura, where are you? Her private line is busy all the time Slave Laura where are you? Chorus: Anything can happen She says "you can tie me up, you can tie me down" Anything can happen She says "Your wish is my command" Two weeks pay for one more day Slave Laura where are you? You could be my bloody Valentine Slave Laura where are you? Chorus She's got leather whips and ruby lips Lunatics on power trips Slave Laura where are you? Chorus x 2 Leather whips and ruby lips Lunatics on power trips Slave Laura where are you? Slave Laura where are you?