We are the nine to five freakshow Waiting our moment and biding our time We are the nine to five freakshow The ones who stand out when they all stand in line Grinding Monday morning, taken one too far At the mercy of people who just don't care what you are Private secrets from a real life keep the boredom at bay They find us it's enthralling, we find them appalling, and they are the ones who will pay We are never in fashion; we are always in vogue We are willful & wayward, renegade, rebel and rogue Pandering to the unpainted, watching them get a cheap thrill We are so pretty we don't need your pity, it's just underdressed overkill Let them try for impressive, we remain unimpressed We can tell how they're feeling by the way that they're dressed They don't understand elegant, they just don't understand It's not how we speak that makes us unique it's the way that we know they're damned