Cats Are Aliens

Haitmale

Cats Are Aliens


On and on the press depress 
The hate-mail spreads itself 
They coil the wire upon the fence 
They hit below the belt 

Token Black and token Jew 
Tokin' crack and singin' blues 
The secret to equality: 
Find a common enemy. 

I'm told it's an historic day 
And yet I seem to feel the same 
The Thought Police do not approve 
So come on, whatcha gonna do? 

Seize me for these crimes? 
For these crimes, I've done my time 
And I will not comply 
(I'm supposed to see five, and I do: 
Four fingers and one pulled tooth) 

On and on we lap it up 
And we're hungry yet 
If I complain of stomach pain 
Drag me to the vet 

Hunt the witch from A to B 
The Wicked Witch of the Middle-East 
Pass it down from Pa to Son 
Now prove who's got the bigger gun 

I'm told it's an historic day 
And yet I seem to feel the same 
Don't commit your Thought Crimes here 

Out of nothing, divine something 
And you're laid out so I dive in 
Getting something, define 'something' 
Put a face on, find a way in 
Pull a seat up, put your feet up 
Two more litres, catch your sleep up 
Undervalue all I value 
But I love you 
God I do 
For crying out loud 
For crying out loud.