Tom: C C [Verse 1] C F week one of quarantine is pretty cool, Am G i get to eat mom's cooking, stay up late in my room. C F in a house full of loved ones, full of cherished memories Am G i'll try my hand at optimism, how bad can it be? [Verse 2] C F week two of quarantine is pretty cool, Am G cause now i hate my family and i'm too depressed to move. C F oh i can't remember the last time i used my legs, Am G or anything except my fingers, cause i play animal crossing. [Bridge] C F Am G oooh isn't it fun almost stabbing your siblings and sleeping until one C F Am G N.C. oooh isn't it great, no i hate this, can we end this, so please just wash your fucking... [Outro] C F hands! Am G wash your hands, C F you don't need twenty rolls of toilet paper ma'am, Am G Just wash your hands, oh my god, wash your hands N.C. Please!