Tom: Eb Ab Ebmaj7 I'll get back in the kitchen Ab Ebmaj7 I'll wear my hair up for you real nice Ab Ebmaj7 I'll do all these things Ab Ebmaj7 But one thing will always stay true Fm Gm7 your messy attitude Fm Gm Fm Ebmaj7 will never convince a woman to lay with you Ebmaj7 N.C. Ab so get real with yourself Ebmaj7 you're not the heartbreaker Ab Ebmaj7 you thought you were destined to be Ab Ebmaj7 put your feet down, from my table Ab Ebmaj7 its called common courtesy N.C. I doubt you've heard of it Ab Fm don't test my limit or my generosity Gm7 don't stroke my face or these feminine hands Ebmaj7 will cut your fingers to bleed Ab Ebmaj7 your masculinity is so fragile Ab I could break you with a tap Ebmaj7 your fragments like