BANDMASTER Ladies and Gentlemen The Chicago Theatre is proud to announce a first The first time anywhere there has been an act of this nature Not only one little lady but two you've read about them in the papers and now here they are Chicago's own killer dillers, those scintillating sinners Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly ROXIE AND VELMA You can like the life you're living You can live the life you like You can even marry Harry But mess around with Ike And that's good Isn't it grand? Isn't it great? Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun? Isn't it But nothing stays In 50 years or so, it's gonna change ya know But oh its heaven, nowadays BANDMASTER Ok you babes of jazz Let's pick up the pace Let's make the parties longer, lets make the skirts shorter Let's all go to hell in a fast car and keep it hot ROXIE AND VELMA And all that jazz!