Hanratty:
Stop your sobbing kid before I shoot
Your nose is running on my only suit
Who'd have thought I share this dance with you
Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true
Frank, jr.:
Yes you've caught me. Now the chase is done.
You must admit I gave you quite the run
Mr. Tortoise, here's your rabbit stew.
Looks like we're stuck together which is strange but true
Hanratty:
Tell mr. Ripley at believe it or not
Both:
The show is over and he's all that I got
Hanratty:
Hard to believe it, but we're tyin' the knot today
Frank, jr.:
That's ok.
Hanratty:
Frank!
Thank your public while you're still in your prime
They won't be seeing you for quite a long time
And after you pay for your life of crime
Well kid, we'll see what good behavior can do
Both:
Til then, we're stuck together which is strange but true
Frank, jr. (spoken):
Mr. Hanratty turns out to be as good as his word.
Hanratty (spoken):
Frank was sentenced to 15 years years in prison but was released after 7 for good behavior.
Frank, jr. (spoken):
Carl and I became great friends and he even became the godfather to my kids.
I set up my own security company and paid back every bad check I ever passed.
Hanratty (spoken):
Alright, frank, keep your promise. How did you cheat the bar exam?
Frank, jr. (spoken):
I didn't cheat. I studied.
Hanratty (spoken):
You're kidding me! H hate this guy! how does he do it?
All:
Hey, mr. Tawyer, mr. two on the aisle
You never can predict when fortune may smile
Hanratty:
In fact, I think I'm gonna break with tradition
And tell j. Edgar hoover, baby, I've gone fishin'!
Frank, jr. (spoken):
You're gonna take a day off.
Hanratty (spoken):
You heard me!
Frank, jr.:
I you had read this, you'd have said, "no way."
I almost made it look like crime does pay
There's lots of folks that I miss every day
Both:
But now a new duet has made its debut
And now we're stuck together
All:
Oh yea!
Both:
Out of luck together
All:
Oh yea!
Both:
And now we're stuck together which is strange
But
True
Frank, jr.:
Your junior partner came through
Hanratty:
A simple case of monkey see, monkey do.
Frank, jr. (spoken):
Aw, come on. Hey, listen.
(Sung)
I'm glad to be on your team.
Hanratty:
Frank, let's make some butter out of cream.
Frank, jr. (spoken):
That's really nice.
Hanratty (spoken):
Alright kid. Let's get outta here.
