His name is Noel I have a dream about him He rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how he rocks In Keds and Nike socks But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooo His girlfriend's a bitch She brings a gun to school And she'd simply kick My ass if she knew the truth She lives on my block she drives an Iroc But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Oooh yeah dirtbag No, he doesn't know what he's missing Oooh yeah dirtbag No, he doesn't know what he's missing Yeah, yeah Man I feel like mould It's prom night and I am lonely Low and behold He's walking over to me. This must be fake My lip starts to shake How does he know who I am? And why does he give a damn about me? "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Like You" Oooh yeah dirtbag No, he doesn't know what he's missing Oooh yeah dirtbag No, he doesn't know what he's missing Yeah, yeah.