I've never seen you so awful I found you at the bottom of a russian novel Gold medal and a crown A cardigan and a frown So maladjusted and clever The greatest smith's fan ever Your picture's in the paper And the caption shouts There is a boy and he never goes out That same song on repeat You haven't left the house in weeks You won't even come out for dinner Toby Grace, world record winner I guess you thought it would make you feel better somehow But heaven knows you're miserable now Heaven knows you're miserable now Heaven knows you're miserable now So Toby take a bow