I called in sick to the bathtub today Somebody pulled the plug on me So I'll gather up my skirts to the sink Made a bubble bath until (?) You held me like a tundra Shifting blocks of ice, pulling asunder Come a little closer, you're in for a long haul Because the water gets deeper the further we drift out I used to watch the weather channel twice a week (?) calculations of the water levels rising But since my bay's been emptied I can't bear to look at it Disaster is as disaster does, and it doesn't like forecasting Oh you held me like a tundra Shifting blocks of ice, pulling asunder Come a little closer, you're in for a long haul Because the water gets deeper the further we drift out You didn't have to tell me or even say her name The evidence was plainly written by the expression on your face It ain't intuition, it ain't ESP I could even tell while you were making love to me Oh you held me like a tundra Drifting blocks of ice, pulling asunder Come a little closer, you're in for a long haul Because the water gets deeper the further we drift out The water gets deeper the further we drift out And it's too bad, it's too bad It's too bad, 'cause I knew it all along Baby, you held me like a tundra Pulling us sideways, dragging me under Come a little closer, you're in for a long haul Because the water gets deeper the further we drift out The water gets deeper the further we drift out The water gets deeper, and soon enough we'll drown