Tom: Am G C/G G C/G G C/G G [Verse 1] G From the black bag skip in the parking lot G It's a short bad trip to the candy shop G Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes G C/G G C/G G And the kids buy crack in their morning break [Verse 2] G And the grass grows bluer on the other side G Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride G For a slice of life it's a bargain sale G C/G G C/G G The price is right but the bread is stale [Verse 3] G From the high rise priest of the office blocks G To a five year lease on a cardboard box G From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King G In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins [Chorus] D And when I drive that heap down the road E You can hear the cheap car stereo C Volume knob turned down low D G And rubbish on the radio [Interlude] C/G G C/G G C/G G [Bridge] G From John O'Groats to Elmer's End F With busted lights and dodgy plates G Scrawled with a ball point pen F R U B B I S H G I'm underage and uninsured F On the High Road to Domestos G Chloraflouracarbon Lord F G C/G G C/G C/G G Asbestos lead asbestos [Chorus] D And when I drive that heap down the road E You can hear the cheap car stereo C Volume knob turned down low D G And rubbish on the radio [Bridge] G From John O'Groats to Elmer's End F With busted lights and dodgy plates G Scrawled with a ball point pen F R U B B I S H G I'm underage and uninsured F On the High Road to Domestos G Chloraflouracarbon Lord F Asbestos lead asbestos G I'll meet you down by the litter bins F Stretch my pins and feed my face G Wait there 'til my ship comes in F Loaded down with toxic waste G I'm going now to meet my maker F Ignition, clutch, accelerator G Mirror, signal and manoeuvre F D E C D GLORY, GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH! [Chorus] D And when I drive that heap down the road E You can hear the cheap car stereo C Volume knob turned down low D G And rubbish on the radio