Tom: G
E
(Too much sex and violence Too shocking even for channel 4)
E
I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane
E A
With a suitcase that's alive and kicking
E
And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths
E A
Or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken
E
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
E A
Or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
E
Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
E A
Two stories from the top of a no go
E A
[Verse 2]
E
I've never had to stael or sell my body for a meal
E A
Cigarettes, alcohol or drugs
E
I've never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn't heal
A E
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
A E A
[Verse 3]
E
I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike
A
Been propositioned beten up or mugged
E
I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light
A
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
C
And if you're looking for trouble
D
You came to the wrong place
E
I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke
A
Or played chicken on a railway line
E
I've never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs
A E
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
A E
[Chorus]
A
Crack that whip across my thigh
C
Stick a needle in my eye
D
Cross my heart and hope to die
E
I have lived a sheltered life
A E A G E G E G
[Verse 4]
E
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam
E A
Or sold gum on the streets of Mexico
E
Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat
E
Two stories from the top of a no go
A E A
E
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
E
I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke
A
Or played chicken on a railway line
E
I've never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs
A E
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!
A E
[Chorus]
A
Crack that whip across my thigh
C
Stick a needle in my eye
D
Cross my heart and hope to die
E
I have lived a sheltered life
A E A G E G E G
