Then I saw his face and I was a believer It was the automatic rifles The Nintendos and Segas And the half a dozen dead disciples And like many a fruitcake before him He claimed to be the son of God But like many a fruitcake before him Maybe he really was Hot dogs! Toss! Mid day crisis! And meanwhile a black Maria Leaves the hallowed halls of justice Under a hall of phlegm and fire From the assembled vigilantes and uncles Hot dogs! Toss! Mid day crisis! Ippa dippa dation no operation Too many people at the station Get in line behind the nation The rest of life's fall-out patients Who wake up every morning smiling Stretching, yawning, breakfast-timing Out in alices, toasted brown Then the mid day crisis comes around And no, I'm not a believer ANd no, I don't want to see your leaflets I lsot my faith with my taste for sausages and hats And no you can't come in for tea and biscuits Hot dogs! Toss! Mid day crisis!