Tom: F
C
I'll be the best boyfriend that you've ever had
C7
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
F
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
Fm
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell
[Verse 1]
C
I'm a soft guy by skin
C7
And a mean one at heart
F
So if you touch my lover
Fm
I will tear your world apart
[Chorus]
C
'Cause you're the best boyfriend that I've ever had
C7
I love you more than flowers and I think you're really rad
F
You give me lots of kisses, and I give you lots of hugs
Fm
All my friends inside the sewers really like to play with bugs
[Verse 2]
C
You're a smart guy by skin
C7
But a dumb one at heart
F
I'm cute but I am vicious
Fm
I will tear your world apart
[Chorus]
C
Was I the best boyfriend that you've ever had?
C7
I tried to make you happy but you only made me sad
F
I told you that I loved you, but I'll never be enough
Fm
So I made you my new angel and I stowed you in the dust
[Verse 3]
C
I'm heaven by skin
C7
But a demon at heart
F
So be kind to all your lovers
Fm
'Cause I'm hiding in the dark
[Chorus] *strum once
C
I'll be the best boyfriend that you'll ever have
C7
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
F
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
Fm* C*
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell
