That old tree house in the neighbor's yard With the sign that says No Girls Allowed I'd break on in and climb up high Get the prettiest view of the town And I'd think One day coach will put me in I've been working hard I can catch any pop fly And hit one out of the yard And if there's one thing that I'm sure of It's I could win 'em all And when I make it to the majors They ain't gonna call it softball Now I work all day at the boy's club Seventy-eight cents on the dollar Some girls bow their head or just bow out And I can't help but want to holler Still saying Hey coach, won't you put me in? I've been working hard I can catch any pop fly And hit one out of the yard If there's one thing that I'm learning You can't win 'em all And even when you're stealing the base They're still gonna call it softball Now when I'm done working I wanna blow off steam And wear my best dress out But outside of my grass-stained jeans They keep thinking that I'm asking For something I wasn't thinking about I'm only asking Hey coach, won’t you put me in? I've been working hard I can catch any pop fly And hit one out of the yard And if there's one thing that I'm sure of You can't win 'em all And they'll go to strike you out And say: Cheer up, it's only softball! Hey coach, won't you put me in? I've been working hard