Tom: G Em Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work B7 I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts Em That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth B7 Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose! Em B7 I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself Em B7 My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help! Em Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch Em The girls got going, and we had a munch B7 I promise on a dime, it's the last time B7 I'll ever have a liquid lunch! ( Em ) [Verse 3] Em I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave, B7 They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief, Em It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams, B7 At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys! Em B7 It's--- hard to remember... all of the events Em But--- I must have paid the tab B7 'Cause all that's left is fifty cents! Em Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch Em The girls got going, and we had a munch B7 I promise on a dime, it's the last time B7 I'll ever have a liquid lunch! ( Em ) Em Maybe I can call the pharmacy B7 They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite' Em B7 Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill, B7 With some kind of magic pill! Em B7 I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself Em B7 My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help! ( Em B7 ) Em Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch Em The girls got going, and we had a munch B7 I promise on a dime, it's the last time B7 I'll ever have a liquid lunch!