I'll love to wear my hair like Deanna Durbin But I have to stuff it in a turban A turban that weighs five thousand tons Forty-four and one-half pounds And besides that I have to wear those crazy gowns Bando da Lua - Oh, she-run-pum-pum-pum-pum She-run-pum-pum-pum-pum She-run-pum-pum-pum-pum She-run-pum-pum-pum-pum I'd love to play a scene with Clark Gable With candle lights and wine upon the table But my producer tells me I'm not able 'Cause I make my money with bananas B.L. - She makes her money with She makes her money with She makes her money with I make my money with bananas! Jane Russell was another nice sensation Her figure was a talk of all the nation But what I got is not an imitation And I still make my money with my bananas! What I do is the bunch chic chic I'm getting sick of the bunch chic chic My throat is troubled ay ay ay She can see ky-ky-kow ------ boy! B.L. - She makes her money with She makes her money with She makes her money with She makes her money with Oh, but if I quit my job it's not disturbing I'd use very often a liter of bourbon 'Cause I can sit and in one minute eat my turban And still make my money with my bananas It isn't even funny that I make a little more money Than that little Mickey Rooney with bananas! B.L. - Red tomatoes? No, bananas! B.L. - New potatoes? No, bananas! B.L. - Oh, bananas! Oh, bananas, yes! And no matter I used to like them than their bananas! Olé! Yes, sir!