Tom: C Am7 G Platform shoes on table tops C G I think I'm gonna be a lady Am7 G Opinions flyin' right and left C G I think I'm gonna tell them maybe D C They're puttin' out too many phonograph records Am7 D I think I'm gonna have a baby, a baby Am7 G I wouldn't be naughty for the sake of naught C G Or be different just to differ Am7 G I wouldn't sell myself just to get bought C G Or give just to deliver D C They're puttin' out too many phonograph records Am7 D C G I think I want to be a river, be a river... G7 C Rivers do such nice things, they roll to the sea G7 C When I am a river then I'll want to listen to me Dm7 C La la la... D C They're puttin' out too many phonograph records Am7 D I think I want to be a river G Am7 G So you pick me up, and you tune me up C G And you wind me up and play me Am7 You talk about heart G And you say you know soul C G And the way to treat a lady D C They're puttin' out too many phonograph records Am7 D I think I'm gonna have a baby, a baby G7 C Babys do such nice things, they rock on your knee G7 C When I was a baby my rockin' was something to see Dm7 C La la la....