It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh It's not Christmas till somebody cries Everybody made it home for Christmas Eve Try to keep it cool around the Christmas tree But every year we sing a little song to survive, that It's not Christmas till somebody cries My boyfriend is a vegan So they fed him fish My uncle made it worse by talkin' politics I had a few opinions Might've started a fight, well It's not Christmas till somebody cries It's not Christmas till we all break down in tears It's not Christmas, it's the best time of the year Grandpa ate the gummies that we meant to hide He tried to play it off like it's a holiday high Yeah, unlike all the presents Auntie ruined the surprise, well It's not Christmas till somebody breaks into an argument, ooh I used to fight it We get emotional too, I won't deny it I used to hide in my room, but now I like it 'Cause it's not Christmas till somebody cries It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh, till we all break down in tears It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh, it's the best time of the year It's not Christmas (Somebody, somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody, somebody) Till somebody cries (Somebody, somebody, somebody Somebody, somebody, somebody) Till somebody cries Wakin' up too early in my childhood bed The nieces and the nephews jumpin' on my head They keep on askin' questions like Is Santa a lie? Well It's not Christmas till somebody cries It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh, till we all break down in tears It's not Christmas, no-oh-oh The secret is to sing a little song to survive, yeah It's not Christmas till somebody cries (till somebody cries) No, it's not Christmas till somebody cries (No, it's not Christmas) It's not Christmas till somebody cries (Ho, ho-ho, ho-ho)