Tom: Am A G C A E C A G C A E C [Verse] A G Don't do anything just stand there C A E Holding the line with man and boy shaking all hands G Am E G Bm E G Bm E If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead A G Six big strong boys of the lads C A E Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalene's arms G Am E G Bm E G Bm E While guardians wailed "Oh for shame! For shame!" G D F Gm D B F# A E Bm F# I will tear the secret from your ar.....ms [Instrumental] A G C A E C A G C A E C [Verse] A G And come boys out from that hat! C A I cannot see your feet! E Come on my lucky lads! G Am E G Bm E G Bm E You don't want to live forever! A G C As I live and breathe as if in danger or as if in doubt A E (Ran in circles screaming "SHOUT!") G Am E G Bm E G Bm E If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead G D F Gm D B F# A E Bm F# (Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad [Outro] G G G C A E G G Bm E G G Bm E G G G C A E G G Bm E G G Bm E