Tom: Dm E Pick the paper plates up off the floor G B Hide the hand and feet inside the shed E Leave the chipping axe outside the door G B Invite home and ask no-one instead E B G B x2 E Up and makes me jump on to my feet G B And not do anything I can't eat E And all the two things that I put first G B And all at the same time - oh Christ... D A E B Nice looking girl and a nice looking place C F A# G# And I hear they've got some little ones there C# F# Asleep upstairs D A E B Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl C F And the nice looking place A# G# C# F# And I hear they've got some little ones there A C Asleep upstairs G C Mind if I take a peek G C Eb Dm G And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry E B G B x2 E G B x4 D A E B Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs C F A# Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice G# C# F# Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse D A E Chase the cats and the rats and the mice B C F Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats A# G# C# Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house F# A C House the mouse chase the cats and the rats G C G And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs C Eb Dm Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks G And the house... E F# G A A# G# F# G# A B A# G# F# G# A STOP! Aaaaannnd... E B G B x2 D A E B Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs C F A# Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice G# C# F# Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse D A E Chase the cats and the rats and the mice B C F Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats A# G# C# Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house F# A C House the mouse chase the cats and the rats G C G And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs C Eb Dm Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks G And the house... E B G B x2 Chords used: E B G D A C F A# G# C# F# Eb Dm e||--------------------------------------------------------|| B||--9---7---12-3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8---6--|| G||--9---8---12-4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8---7--|| D||--9---9---12-5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8---7--|| A||--7---9---10-5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6---5--|| E||--0---7------3-------5-------1-------4-------2----------||