My best friend is a toad Linfo is his name He don't mind if I burp I guess because he sounds the same I've tried to get around with humans Humans are fucked up Toad girls they wanna get with me Because they just don't give a fuck My toad friends understand me Because they just don't give a fuck My best friend is a toad My best friend is a toad My best friend is a toad Toad girls they wanna get with me Cause they just wanna have fun Everytime I go to swamps I really feel at home I've tried to get some human pussies Human pussies are fucked up Toad girls they wanna get with me Because they just don't give a fuck My toad friends understand me Because they just don't give a fuck My best friend is a toad My best friend is a toad My best friend is a toad So don't you ever question When you see Another crazy sucker like me My best friend is a toad My best friend is a toad My best friend is a toad