Tom: A Note: Sounds about right to me. Not completely sure about E chord, maybe E7. D Standing on a golf course C Dressed in P.V.C. A# I chanced upon a Golf Girl D Selling cups of tea D She asked me did I want one C Asked me with a grin A# For three pence you can buy one D Full right to the brim D So of course I had to have one C In fact I ordered three A# So I could watch the Golf Girl D Could see she fancied me D And later on the golf course C After drinking tea A# It started raining golf balls D And she protected me A Her name was Pat C And we sat under a tree E She kissed me A We go for walks A In fine weather A All together C On the golf course E We talk in morse