[sampled song "The Awful Truth" by Carole King] Dear Academy, take note! I should get, the Oscar vote If I don't, I'll bite your throat! Signing off now, quote unquote [Canibus] Yo, nominated for being underrated; we made a name for ourselves but I guess Common was the only one that made it I clapped when he won his award Him and Black Eyed Peas and them, we was on the same tour And DMX too, you my dawg for life (rrrrrrrrr) I feel for you, I wanna see you get yours tonight Mos Def you on the screen now, followin your dreams now Me you and Spike Lee used to sit and freestyle I said two words, they both got bleeped out If you ever need me again, just reach out I got poseurs that belong on posters Pour out all my emotions and double what the gross is Everybody in the box office know the flow sick I wanna thank Nottz, the producer that chose 'Bis Motherfuckers! [acceptance speech] I wanna thank my mother, I wanna thank my brother For makin the film, cause all the support was very important From the beginning I got fans and, y'know cult members That never let me down from day one - I'm just inebriated to be here I wanna thank you all [Canibus] Yo, I don't wanna bite nobody's throat, I just want smoke Yo pass the 'dro nigga; yo, I can't believe I'm sittin with Don Cheadle, Denzel and Russell Crowe man Dave Chappelle yo I really liked your show man Ice Cube, yo he in the next room man