Tom: A A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? [Verse 1] A D E A Well maybe he went to get a sideways haircut A D E A Maybe he went to get a striped shirt A D E A Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes A D E A Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses [Chorus] A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? [Verse 2] Well maybe he went to get an Air Force parka Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter Maybe he went to get a British Flag Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing [Chorus] A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? [Verse 3] Well maybe he went to get a mohawk And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks [Chorus] A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill? A D E A Where, where the hell is Bill?