Liberal Arts New England College Town (yeah!) We all pretend we care about the sound (yeah!) The music's playing There's music playing? Just take me to your room Do what you have to Just don't ask me if it's the first time Cuz you know it's not the first time... I always knew it would be like this This is the death of romance At the hands of inebriated college kids I always knew the rules of attraction This is the death of romance Our parents warned us about when we were kids Lying naked in my bed Can't remember for the life of me What was done or what was said And the truth is hanging from a ceiling fan The truth is I pray every night that tonight will be my last But still I wake up to a smoking pipe Or the reminder of what I went to bed with last night And she whispers, "Suffer baby, you've got to suffer baby!" I always knew it would be like this This is the death of romance At the hands of inebriated college kids I always knew the rules of attraction This is the death of romance Our parents warned us about when we were kids.