Tom: A A [Verse 1] A Hello, Mrs. Johnson you self-righteous woman.. D Sunday School teacher, what brings you out slumming? A D Do you reckon the preacher would approve where you are, A E standing here visiting with a back-sliding Christian A in a neighborhood bar? [Verse 2] E A Well, yes that's my bottle and yes that's my glass. D And I see you're eye-balling this pretty young lass. A D It ain't none of your business, but yes, she's with me. A E And we don't need no sermon, you self-righteous woman, A just let us be. [Chorus] D A The Lord knows I'm drinking, and running around. D E And He don't need your loud mouth, informing the town. D A The Lord knows I'm sinning, and sinning ain't right. E But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk, A later tonight. [Interlude] A E A [Verse 3] A Goodbye Mrs. Johnson, you self-righteous biddy. D I don't need your preaching, and I don't need your pity. A D So, go back to whatever you hypocrites do. A E And when I talk to Heaven, be nice, and I'll put in a good A word for you. [Chorus] D A The Lord knows I'm drinking, and running around. D E And He don't need your loud mouth, informing the town. D A The Lord knows I'm sinning, and sinning ain't right. E But me and the Good Lord's gonna have us a good talk, D A later tonight.