I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket I want a girl who gets up early, (gets up early!) I want a girl who stays up late, (stays up late!) I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,(uninterrupted!) Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice And a voice that is dark like tinted glass She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket (Na na na na) I want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smoothliquidation!) I want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!) At Citibank we will meet accidentally, (meet accidentally!) We start to talk when she borrows my pen. She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest, She wants a car that will get her there. She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen, She's trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LaBaron I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. (Na na na na na)