Well, I knock on my candy to find out if it's good Like I know people who know people that knock on wood I say let them have just what they want I slept through the morning like a big old bear Took me ages to get started, to get somewhere I say let them have what they want But just what do they want? Come on and take a ride No this ain't a song How long, how long No this ain't a song We haven't got a thing at all But it sounds just like a verse somehow You have joined a religion based on candy bars Some go worshipping Jesus, some mini-mars I say let me get just what I need Well I look out for a song, and this is always on my mind Got a handful of stitches that work out really nice Give them what they want Come on and take a ride No, this ain't a song How long, how long No, this ain't a song We haven't got a thing at all But it sounds just like a verse somehow Come on and take a ride No, this ain't a song How long, how long No, this ain't a song We haven't got a thing at all But it sounds just like a verse somehow