If you could love me as a wife and for my wedding gift, your life Should that be all Id ever need or is there more Im looking for and should I read between the lines and look for blessings in disguise To make me handsome, rich, and wise Is that really what you want I am a whore I do confess But I put you on just like a wedding dress and I run down the aisle and I run down the aisle Im a prodigal with no way home but I put you on just like a ring of gold and I run down the aisle to you So could you love this bastard child Though I dont trust you to provide With one hand in a pot of gold and with the other in your side I am so easily satisfied by the call of lovers so less wild That I would take a little cash Over your very flesh and blood Because money cannot buy a husbands jealous eye When you have knowingly deceived his wife