Tom: Em Em G D C C G D D [Verse] Em C G D Step 1: You write a simple chorus. Don't you bore us with an intro or a clever little verse Em C G D Step 2: stop pretending there's some kinda of formula for making it, I've never been so sure Em C G D Only time will tell me if I'm something, if I'm cursed or if I'm cunning, if I'm talented or stale Em C G D ‘Cause every song is an attempt to just impress you, it's an educated guess to light a bulb or ring a bell [Chorus] Em G D C And here I am as I cut corners on a left turn up a sentimental street Em G D C And all I do I do to make my parents proud of who I am or who I'm 'bout to be Em G D C Yeah, here I am, gotta hand it to me, I can write a tune Em G C D C Em I guess success just still depends on who I'm singing to [Instrumental] Em G D C C G D D [Verse] Em C Been working hard, feeling tense, worrying about my fashion sense G D Since when do I give up an inch to incidental tackiness? Em C I'm disoriented, so distracted from my bit G D But should I fight to force the issue when I'm out of lubricant Em C To help this? To help my words come easy, to help to ease the heat we G D Generate from friction, wishin' inspiration wouldn't treat me Em C Like I'm a leper, build me right up to the edge G D Of a legend just to pull back leaving fame inside my head Em C I'm at an open mic, feeling like that token guy G D "Please buy my CD, it's worth 10 dollars but I'll take a five" Em C There's so much talent balanced on a rusty knife G D Can I compete with guys who have been playing their entire lives? Em C For I am tied to mind my manners and my language G D ‘Cause “heck”'s the only exclamation I can get away with Em C ‘Cause my grandma's gonna listen to this and I still refuse G D To sway her sweet opinion of me or lose her approval Em C But it'd be nice to emphasise the weight of what I say G D Tell me which one will convince you that I'm finally okay; I'm Okay or I'm Goddamn Okay? [Chorus] Em G D C And here I am as I cut corners on a left turn up a sentimental street Em G D C And all I do I do to make my parents proud of who I am or who I'm 'bout to be Em G D C Yeah, here I am, gotta hand it to me, I can write a tune Em G C D C Em I guess success just still depends on who I'm singing to [Instrumental] Em G D C C G D D [Verse] Em C I'm not a gambler but I bet you're esoteric G D Tearing down these local artists as too poppy or generic Em C It's apparent you regard your judgement in such high esteem G D But it's as welcome as Americans as tourists overseas, I'm seeing Em C I'm seeing people asking where they go to find my stuff G D And yeah I'm up on iTunes next to every band with 30 bucks Em C A dozen albums sold, to me it's like a treasure G D But I guess I'm far from Guinness, I'm not setting any records Em C I'm making Indie music that may never top the charts G D But like the greatest chefs'll tell you, my fanbase is getting larger Em C I'm half a hermit, introverted if I'm honest G D The fact I'm here's a testament to how badly I want it Em C ‘Cause I, I've no aversion to searching, to look and wonder G D Or to try out different styles or to leave my zone of comfort Em C ‘cause I can flirt with burning candles but they'll either all extinguish G D Or they'll blacken all my fingers ‘til I lose all sense of feeling, I like Em C I like my girls like I like my schedule: Hectic G D I like beauty, smarts and talent but that order's alphabetic Em C I'm a sucker for an independent girl who needs her space G D Because I used to cling like static back when I was a teenager Em C I may never recapture the happiness of that first love G D 'cause I was unaware of what a heartache really was Em C So now I guard a little harder, lusting for a crush G D And I can see it's so unhealthy when it bubbles up at once Em C I'm not breaking any ground, I think this problem's pretty ancient G D It's the fabric of a classic passed down every generation Em C So to summarise this song for all the people that've been watching this; G D Find another artist if you don't like stream of consciousness [Instrumental] Em G D C [Chorus] Em G D C And here I am as I cut corners on a left turn up a sentimental street Em G D C And all I do I do to make my parents proud of who I am or who I'm 'bout to be Em G D C Yeah, here I am, gotta hand it to me, I can write a tune Em G C D C Em I guess success just still depends on who I'm singing to